Hey VW...Wut?

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 04/22/2016 at 15:09 • Filed to: None

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I feel like “safety in numbers”, while not being the worst tagline you could have picked, is far from the best.

What numbers do you find refuge in? restitution money? Nox Levels? Affected cars worldwide? Stock prices?

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > HammerheadFistpunch 04/22/2016 at 15:14

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All the zeros in the golden parachutes upper management is going to get.

HammerheadFistpunch > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 04/22/2016 at 15:15

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Well played.

The Ghost of Oppo > HammerheadFistpunch 04/22/2016 at 15:17

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There is safety in the number of cars on the lot because they aren’t selling.

HammerheadFistpunch > The Ghost of Oppo 04/22/2016 at 15:18

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ah, a good place to hide from creditors?

cazzyodo > HammerheadFistpunch 04/22/2016 at 15:21

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They must band together to fend off the pesky regulations.

bob and john > HammerheadFistpunch 04/22/2016 at 15:22

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I’m curious to see if that 5K payout is going to be offered to canadian customers too. and if Audis A3 TDI is eligible.

HammerheadFistpunch > cazzyodo 04/22/2016 at 15:25

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“if we can get enough people on the lot...they wouldn’t dare try and bulldoze our building for missed payments!”

Ash78, voting early and often > HammerheadFistpunch 04/22/2016 at 15:26

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I think what they’re saying is that VW just dropped the ball in their own end zone and now they have to kick off from their own 20-yard line. Ouch.

LongbowMkII > HammerheadFistpunch 04/22/2016 at 15:26

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Maybe the numbers of US employees that they threatened to extort us with. The thousands of jobs give them safety from the billions of fines they deserve.

HammerheadFistpunch > Ash78, voting early and often 04/22/2016 at 15:29

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Safety!*

*In numbers.

Urambo Tauro > HammerheadFistpunch 04/22/2016 at 15:30

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Is the way that “NUMBERS” is displayed supposed to resemble an odometer? I mean, that would be good advertising IF you were selling cars known for their reliability.

HammerheadFistpunch > Urambo Tauro 04/22/2016 at 15:36

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“Safety in N U M B E” doesn’t have the same ring to it.

cazzyodo > HammerheadFistpunch 04/22/2016 at 15:43

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It’s funny...I never realized “Das Auto” translated to “Hive Mentality”.

Curiouser and curiouser.

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > Urambo Tauro 04/22/2016 at 15:51

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Well they sure last a long time. There’s a bunch of old jettas with 1 million+ km on them still going strong.